Whoa...

[ long, long pause. ]

Cool.


[[ooc; YES, THAT IS JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS. I DID IT AND I DON'T REGRET IT. /PUNCHES POLY]]

Hey, everybody! Nala is here! She's my best friend in the whole wide world.

We're gonna go out in the snow now. Nala! Nala--

My dad is king of the Pride Lands! When you go up on Pride Rock, everything the light touches is his kingdom. Everything.

One day, I'm going to be as big and strong as him. And I'll definitely roar as loud! Dad has the scariest roar ever. Those hyenas were so scared! [ lol silly hyenas ]

...I feel funny.


[[ooc; Here's hoping I don't pass out from exhaustion soon. 8|]]

Whoaaaa, look at all this white stuff! It's everywhere!

Uncle Scar, can I go play in it now?!


[[ooc; Excuse the AFRICAN lion running around in ur snow.]]

Dear Santa--who's this Santa person anyway?

I'd like... my dad and my mom and Nala here! Especially Nala, because she'd really like all the cool places. You can leave Zazu behind, though.

And I'd like to be king. And for my roar to get better. Uncle Scar says I have to practice, but I guess you can help?

Oh! And some antelope. And maybe a wildebeast. Uncle Scar says I'm not allowed to eat the ones in the zoo place.

It looks like there's a lot more people around than normal--

Uncle Scar, can they take me to places other than the weird watering hole?! Some of them look pretty old! That makes them adults, right? And they're definitely bigger than Zazu.


[[ooc; Just please, please. Don't mention Daddy's death bawwww. YOU CAN THINK IT. JUST DON'T SAY IT. But anything else is cool. ♥]]

[ a loud splash ]

Hey! Nala, did you--

Nala? NALA?

Where did... all these strange animals come from?

Hello? Dad? Mom? ...Uncle Scar?

Oh no--

[ a strange rustling, as Simba shakes the water off him and accidently turns off the voice ]


[[ooc; HAY GUYS I'M BACK. INTRO TIME. Little lion cub is in the fountain, if you'd like to comment log. EDIT: FOR THE RECORD, fourth walling is a-okay. Just don't expect much understanding over here.]]